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		<title>Do You Know How Big a Bus Is?</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2009/04/07/do-you-know-how-big-a-bus-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maple</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I almost got hit by a bus on Monday morning. That would have been fun. I was crossing the road at a crosswalk when it told me to cross and he must not have seen me. It was really close, like a couple feet between me and the bus. Fun times eh?
Well we&#8217;re on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I almost got hit by a bus on Monday morning. That would have been fun. I was crossing the road at a crosswalk when it told me to cross and he must not have seen me. It was really close, like a couple feet between me and the bus. Fun times eh?</p>
<p>Well we&#8217;re on the subject of buses, did you know that there is a bus out there that can carry 300 people? Check this puppy out - <a href="http://news.jongo.com/articles/07/0315/9180/bus.jpg" title="Big Bus">Big Bus.</a></p>
<p>Also, did you know that there is such a thing as Queueing theory? If you didn&#8217;t here is a little explanation.</p>
<blockquote><p>Queueing theory is the mathematical study of waiting lines (or queues). The theory enables mathematical analysis of several related processes, including arriving at the (back of the) queue, waiting in the queue (essentially a storage process), and being served by the server(s) at the front of the queue. The theory permits the derivation and calculation of several performance measures including the average waiting time in the queue or the system, the expected number waiting or receiving service and the probability of encountering the system in certain states, such as empty, full, having an available server or having to wait a certain time to be served. - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queueing_theory">Wikipedia</a></p></blockquote>
<p>This reason I bring Queueing theory up is that it reminds me of bistromathics from Douglas Adam&#8217;s <em>Life, the Universe and Everything</em>.<br />
<a name="bistromathics"></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Albert Einstein&#8217;s general relativity theory observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer&#8217;s movement in time, and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer&#8217;s movement in space, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer&#8217;s movement in restaurants.</p>
<p>The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has shown up.</p>
<p>The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of those most bizarre mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of mathematics, including statistics and accountancy, and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else&#8217;s Problem field.</p>
<p>The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the bill, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who have actually brought any money is only a sub-phenomenon in this field.) - <em>Life, the Universe and Everything</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Interesting isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>Wicked Time Lapse</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2009/03/17/wicked-time-lapse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long time no post eh? Yeah about that&#8230;
This is about the new time lapse from Ross Ching called Eclectic 3.0. If you know me at all, I&#8217;ve probably made you watch the first two. They are absolutely fantastic. If you&#8217;ve been to Montana with me, you&#8217;ve seen them in 1080P, which is stunning. Anyway, check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Long time no post eh? Yeah about that&#8230;</p>
<p>This is about the new time lapse from Ross Ching called Eclectic 3.0. If you know me at all, I&#8217;ve probably made you watch the first two. They are absolutely fantastic. If you&#8217;ve been to Montana with me, you&#8217;ve seen them in 1080P, which is stunning. Anyway, check it out - <a href="http://rossching.com/eclectic30">http://rossching.com/eclectic30</a>. Vimeo Link - <a href="http://vimeo.com/3551875">http://vimeo.com/3551875</a>.</p>
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		<title>Short Films</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2009/01/13/short-films/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, these two short films are my new favourites. They are fantastic. I know they are quite lengthy, but trust me, they&#8217;re good. You should watch Validation first and Rent-A-Person second (basically, in the order that I have posted them). You&#8217;ll know why after. Anyway, enough of my blathering, here they are:
Validation

Rent-A-Person

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, these two short films are my new favourites. They are fantastic. I know they are quite lengthy, but trust me, they&#8217;re good. You should watch Validation first and Rent-A-Person second (basically, in the order that I have posted them). You&#8217;ll know why after. Anyway, enough of my blathering, here they are:</p>
<p>Validation<br />
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<p>Rent-A-Person<br />
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		<title>This Is Me</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2009/01/11/this-is-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if the server migration is completely done yet, so I might lose this, but I doubt it. I&#8217;m pretty sure it is done since I have talked to them and all, but I am still waiting for the confirmation email.
Anyway, that is not what this is about. I was browsing PostSecret today [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure if the server migration is completely done yet, so I might lose this, but I doubt it. I&#8217;m pretty sure it is done since I have talked to them and all, but I am still waiting for the confirmation email.</p>
<p>Anyway, that is not what this is about. I was browsing <a href="http://postsecret.blogspot.com/">PostSecret</a> today and came across this:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.maplesfortunes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spazz.jpg" alt="" title="spazz" width="500" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-286" /></p>
<p>I have to admit, I am very much like that. I rarely turn my windshield wipers on high for the exactly same reason. I know it is stupid but it is something that I do. I, unlike the person who sent this in, do use them if absolutely necessary. Oh, and I definitely check out what speed other people have theirs going at before I go high speed. Just thought I&#8217;d share.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 9</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/25/crazy-christmas-lights-day-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maple</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas!<br />
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 7</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/23/crazy-christmas-lights-day-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maple</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 6</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/22/crazy-christmas-lights-day-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maple</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 5</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/21/crazy-christmas-lights-day-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maple</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 4</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/20/crazy-christmas-lights-day-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Late again, but not by much. Once again, I modified the time stamp.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Late again, but not by much. Once again, I modified the time stamp.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Christmas Lights - Day 3</title>
		<link>http://www.maplesfortunes.com/2008/12/19/crazy-christmas-lights-day-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s only three days late. Oh well. I modified the time stamp.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, it&#8217;s only three days late. Oh well. I modified the time stamp.<br />
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