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Facts About Chuck Norris

Okay, so these are great. They are taken from here and here. These are some of my favourites.

-Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

-A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

-Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero

-Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.
-The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.

-Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.

There are tons more at those two sites at the top. Some of them are stupid, but most are hilarious.

2 Responses to “Facts About Chuck Norris”

1. lahni Says:
   February 18th, 2006 at 3:15 pm

   what is the obsession with chuck norris. these are really funny. my favorites are chuck norris can divide by zero, newton’s third law and the google one!

2. maple Says:
   February 20th, 2006 at 1:59 pm

   Don’t ask me.

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