maple’s.fortunes

These are so awesome. Just watch and you will see what I mean. There are three commercials. Sorry, but the video display just didn’t work and I don’t have time to make it work. You’ll have to go to the links
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Video 3

All are thanks to YouTube

Well, now for some not so fun news. Last night, I got food poisoning. I figure it was from the Taco Bell. It ruined my whole day. I had stomach issues all day, and all last night. Last night, I couldn’t sleep because of my stomach pains. Then I threw up. That repeated a few times, and it was finally day. Today, my stomach still hurt, but we still did fun things.

First, we went to the Coyotes Den (the Phoenix Coyotes store). It was lots of fun. I got some fun things. We then went to the Apple Store. Now that was fun. They had so much. I was hoping they would have the MacBook Pro, but they didn’t.  I got Lego Star Wars, and some iPod stuff, plus the March issue of Macworld. I know I didn’t have to get that there, but I did. Anyways, just a nice update on the situation. Picture of the Apple Store will have to wait tell we get home, because we forgot the card reader.

I am now sitting by the pool, bored. Isn’t this exciting. My dad wanted me to look some geo caches in the Phoenix area. I found some, but in order to do a geo cache, one must actually have a GPS. So this could be interesting. Maybe we ill get one, but most likely we won’t. We went to Fry’s Electronics today. That was fun. That store is so huge, it has everything. If you ever needed anything electronically, they have it. From Computer parts, like Memory Express, to Appliances. They have it all. Its so huge. It is a really fun site. I am hoping that we will be able to get to the Phoenix Coyotes store sometime this week, hopefully tomorrow. I am hoping that we will look at some real estate well we are down here.

The hotel we are staying in is really nice. It has like four acres of water or more, is what they say, I think. Anyways, its pretty fun so far. The thing that gets me is that we have to pay $10 a day for internet access. And its not even that fast. I mean it is fast, but for 10 bucks a day, I should get faster. I am going to run some speed tests when I get back to the room, and see how fat it really is. Well, I don’t know what else to say. I am still at the pool, bored. That is why I am still typing, is because I have nothing better to do. So this may get a little boring, and random. Maybe I’ll write a story or something. Maybe I should write another random post like the crazies. That was fun, that one time. Well, here goes nothing but my time and yours.

Along time ago, there lived a gremlin. He lived by the sea in a giant, hollow palm tree. He liked his little home. it was cozy; that was all he needed. He lived by himself,living off of coconuts and ramble berries.( This type of berries is very rare, only growing in a few select locations throughout the whole world.) In his mind, he lived in a perfect world. Unbeknownst to him, trouble was brewing.

Okay, so it is the beginnings of a story. I can’t think of what happens next, so I guess thins will be an on going thing. Either that, or I will never speak of this little story again. I’ll decide that later. Right now, I am still sitting by the pool, and it has been like an hour, and guess what, I am still bored. So now I am at a lose. What am I going to do. I have nothing to do. Well, I guess i will just sit here. I might try and watch Diggnation, but that could be hard, as the sun makes it really hard to see the screen, but I’ll try I guess. Anyways, I guess I’ll stop typing, and thus stop wasting your time. If you have made it this far, good job. Now go find something else to do cause I’m done. At least for now that is.

Hey all,

Just a quick note from Sunny Arizona. We arrived yesterday, after an hour delay on the first flight. That delay then caused us to miss our connecting flight. Luckily, we were able to get tickets by being on standby for the 8:10 flight. That flight was late too, but that didn’t matter. Anyways, we are hainv fun down here.

Okay, so these are great. They are taken from here and here. These are some of my favourites.

-Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

-A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

-Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero

-Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.
-The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.

-Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.

There are tons more at those two sites at the top. Some of them are stupid, but most are hilarious.

Thanks to Google, I was able to restore all blog posts except one, the latest. The one about the lights. It was stupid, and doesn’t need to be remember anyway. I added the links again, they are down at the bottom, with the archives. You will have to re-register in order to comment, sorry. I also lost all comments, and I don’t feel like going back in and reposting comments, sorry.

Okay, so heres the scoop. Yesterday, my MySQL database corrupted. My backup was also corrupted. Anywho, after that my server crashed, and now I am being hosted through site5. So far they are really good. As you can probably notice, the design is gone. I am working on that. I also lost the post data, but thanks to Google Cache, I should be able to repost everything, then just edit the timestamps. It did allow me to upgrade though, so I am now running the lastest version of wordpress.